I test gay sex toys - especially masturbators - for you.
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🖤 Sextoy test series: I test the hottest masturbators & toys for you!
It's time to finally put the countless masturbation toys available to the test. In sex shops or online stores, hardly anyone actually tries them out – and everyone has their own preferences. That's why I thought: I'll test them for you! I've been regularly trying out new sex toys for years, and now I'm documenting the whole process in detail for you.
This is a real undertaking – from purchasing the equipment and extensive testing to taking photos, videos, and writing detailed reports. That's why I primarily share the best results with my subscribers in the JOI Members area. There, you get everything first and uncensored.
Why I love testing masturbators
I simply love pleasuring myself – daily, extensively, and with maximum variety. The feeling of a truly intense orgasm is unbeatable for me. I don't just ejaculate, I savor it: I edge for hours, build up the arousal to an extreme, and then like to play with my semen afterward. Sometimes I use it as lube, sometimes I ejaculate a second time right away, or I spread it creatively.
I'm into different materials, textures, and types of stimulation. And when the opportunity arises, I also test some toys with a partner or friends. That makes the whole thing even more exciting.
My sessions – from quick & intense to tantrically long
Some days I have 4-5 intense orgasms spread throughout the day. At night in bed, I often treat myself to 1-2 hours of slow, pleasurable masturbation and tantric massage. In the garden under my canopy, a session can sometimes last 3-4 hours – until the big, explosive ejaculation.
Tip for you: The JOI program offers really powerful guided tantra massage programs with audio instructions, meditation exercises, breathing techniques, and sensual music. It's extremely worthwhile, try it out – it will awaken things within you that you won't forget.
And for those who want to get even more out of their masturbators: Check out the JOI Masturbator Coach . There you'll find precise instructions on how to get the most out of your toy. There are also many other programs: penis binding courses, puppy challenges, multi-week penis cage programs, and much more.
This is how I test the toys (my process)
I am deliberately approaching this matter thoroughly:
When buying, I pay close attention to the structure, bumps, constrictions and stimulation points.
I usually buy a whole set: 1 masturbator + 1 pump + good lubricant + an additional stimulation toy (vibrator, electro or dildo).
At home I make myself really comfortable, playing with my cock until it's rock hard and dripping with lust.
Then the masturbator comes into play – first very gently, then more and more intensely.
With really good sex toys, I experience extremely intense orgasms. Some are so intense that I black out.
After that, I wash everything thoroughly, sit down immediately, and document everything (otherwise I'll forget the details). Photos are optimized (brightness, contrast, cropping), and the video is edited in its entirety – unedited and uncensored . You really see everything.
The review is honest and practical: How quickly and intensely does the toy bring me to orgasm? Powerful toys that make me come quickly are often the best everyday masturbators for me. The absolute high-end models are recognizable by the fact that they almost drive you unconscious.
Your feedback makes me happy!
The first reviews are already online and you've really liked them. Many of you have already reordered the recommended toys – I'm so happy about that!
Soon there will be a dedicated community group where you can upload your own orgasm pictures and videos. Then we can all compare them and learn from each other.
Is there a particular toy you'd like me to test? Feel free to let me know in the comments or by message. I'm happy to consider your suggestions and write detailed reviews.
I'm getting ready now – the next toy is already waiting. I'll probably use a second one this afternoon. 😈
Stay awesome, stay curious! Yours truly, Sascha from JOI Studio
